There are days when I simply should not open a newspaper or turn on the computer to learn about what's going on outside my own private haven of Western New York on the shores of Lake Ontario.
Lance Armstrong. People who believed and trusted this bullying sociopath for low these many years now stand back and ask why? BECAUSE HE COULD, PEOPLE.
I will not comment on this child-man Manti Te'o. If I was his mother, I'd wear a bag over my head--that would be after I kicked this kid's butt from here to Honolulu.
Angelina Jolie is or might be preggers again. SURELY THIS WILL GAIN HER THE ATTENTION SHE FEELS SHE DESERVES AS SHE STRETCHES OUT HER UTERUS YET AGAIN.
The NBA Hornets changes its name to the Pelicans. Have you seen the logo? ALL THAT WATTLE HANGING TO MID CHEST IS SO ATTRACTIVE.
Paula Deen, her husband and sons have lost a totel of 170 pounds. 'Everything in moderation" she says. NOW IF SHE ONLY LEARN TO MODERATE THAT EXAGGERATED TWANG SHE ASSUMES FOR HER SHOWS.
But the absolute ult is this FEMALE New Mexico legislator, Cathryn Brown, R-Carlsbad, who recently introduced a bill which would make obtaining an abortion after rape or incest a felony, punishable by several years in jail because [GET THIS CAUSE IT'S A PIP] the procedure would destroy evidence of the crime.
As if a rape or incest victim isn't already serving time in his or her mind, isn't already destroyed.
As if law enforcement and forensic experts need help collecting evidence LONG BEFORE a pregnancy could be diagnosed.
I WONDER WHO REP BROWN, IN HER INFINITE WISDOM, IS LISTENING TO that she would compose legislation which is so misogynistic and abusive. Clearly she did not speak to local victim advocates. Perhaps victim serving agencies are banned in that part of the States? After all, we don't want to give victims of violence a voice to help them regain control of their lives.
As I said, I need to stop reading the headlines and turning on ESPN.